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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
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